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13.06.2025 01:43

Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way